She was an ugly woman, overweight and wearing a tan wool man’s suit with a waistcoat and a brown fedora with a peacock feather. She tagged along with us after her skit, then Siobhan drove her home.
Only Siobhan made the wrong turn, right instead of left, out of the church. She got into the left lane of the dual carriageway but when she tried to turn left at the next intersection the cars coming in the opposite direction were playing speedway through the bend so that she couldn’t make it.
She thought she had the turn at one point, only for a white Corvette to accelerate towards us over the hill.
In the end it was easier to U-turn.
But we got Alexis back home in the end, back to the Banarama Lounge in Camden, late, and overall the trip had been a success.
Alexis had even earned 100% likes one night in Chicago from the vote machine installed at the titty bar where she played.
