At the back of the house on Coring Road, Siobhan found a long green and black snake with a thick body. It looked dangerous at first until I told her to stab it with her knife so that it could not bite us.
The first cut she made was three inches of its tail.
‘That’s not good enough, it will grow back!’ I said, so she had another go as it tried to wriggle away from us in the backyard.
At the second attempt she made a slit along the length of the snake four inches along the top of its body, tracing its black and green stripes. (For some reason the snake’s stripes followed the length of its body in ribbons rather than circulating its body in bands.)
Except Siobhan’s cut did not draw more blood than a trickle so on her third try she wrestled down its head and cut into the thickest part of the snake which was some five inches in circumference. And she cut in so that the flesh was fully revealed, a white and red spongy substance that surrounded its central spine.
Siobhan could not cut into the spine. She stopped, one half of its body sliced open and the other half, below its spine, still attached.
‘We need to box it up,’ I said with an overall feeling of sadness.
Siobhan reached for a large clear plastic Tupperware and together we stuffed the snake into the box and firmly attached the lid so that it was squeezed in further and unable to move.
The party for high school girls and boys was up some stairs in a hall on the island but when we arrived there we were already late; somebody had hung a wooden sign from the lintel ‘No Boys’ with an ‘X’ underneath. Presumably girls were still allowed and they were trying to stick to a quota.
So, me and a few other sixth formers went to the café next door to wait until the entrance requirements would change. A monk with egg stains on the front of his black habit ushered us in. He showed our group to a table next to a claw foot bath filled with water by a window that overlooked the harbour. I lay fully clothed in the bath and a boy in a blue golf shirt took a shine to me. He was on the fat side and the monk sniggered when the boy lay on top of me in the bath and tried to kiss me.
I told the boy that I wasn’t interested or that it was not my thing even though he tried again; then I pushed him away and got out of the bath to see if the club had opened up.
I walked next door and this time the sign had been turned around to allow boys. The sign next to the door indicated that girls would not be allowed. So, I went back to the café to tell them it was alright to go up.
When we went to the hall it was dark and kind of empty. A disco ball cast mirrored lights on the dance floor but there was no one dancing.
Then another boy ran up the stairs to tell us that the the boats back to Hong Kong would be stopping now because of the storm. And sure enough when we we got to the pier the wind and a cold spitting rain lashed my face and only one metal hulled green boat with only a simple roof and an accompanying tug boat was there to take us back.
Rain water gathered at the bottom of the hull, and the boat looked kind of flimsy. I wondered whether to get on it.
The other boys, too, were looking at the options. Was this the last boat?
Then another boat, a little bigger than the green one—a wooden boat with side windows and an inner cabin—pulled up, so we got on that one instead.
And the wind and the rain continued to lash our faces.
Elaine and I are on vacation in Indonesia and we are looking for a place on the beach but it is quite crowded. We find a place amongst some rocks where we can put our beach towels. The rocks are a pink hue and have been smoothed down by the ages so that they are fine for lying on. Their curves conform, closely enough with our bodies.
Elaine and I step out towards the waters edge. I walk on into the ocean. The sky is bright with the sun, and I find a low tide area where I can sit. In front of me are some black volcanic rocks, boulders piled up, that jut out of the water.
‘Are you ok swimming near the rocks,’ says a boy from the beach.
But I am okay. I know that the boulders may surround me where I am sitting but the biggest pile is further out to sea, maybe twenty meters away. They are not threatening despite their dark craggy look. I feel the rocks against my thighs where I sit.
Then I go back to shore.
‘It’s too crowded where we are,’ I say to Elaine. ‘Let’s go over there,’ and I point to another less rocky area where the beach does not have sunbathers.
I walk on ahead while Elaine goes to get us coffee. When I get to the area I realize that the old cove is under a huge barn which has wooden beams that are rotten with age. The sun projects through the holes of the barn onto the sand.
Then the sun disappears behind some clouds so the sand is no longer brightly lit. I step through the rocky path up into the main area of the barn further along the cove.
The barn I has an extremely high ceiling, perhaps three storeys high. Wooden trestle tables are scattered on the sand, along the cove. I find a table to sit at.
The sun comes through the holes of the ceiling’s rickety old beams. The beams remind me of driftwood. It is an ideal spot I think. And just I just beginning to wonder whether Elaine will find me when she arrives, balancing two coffees in shallow glass bowls. Each bowl has two or three coffee beans floating in it.
I take one of the coffees and as we sit a local man comes up with a large glass bowl of coffee ice cream.
‘Oh, I forgot I ordered that.’ Elaine nods at the man. Elaine and Dad settle next to the old wooden table in reclining chairs and face each other while we eat our ice cream and drink our coffee.
The sun shifts through the beams at us and I look up to make sure it will not go away.
I feel something clawing, or pawing my left shin. It’s Elaine’s ex-husband, Aaron. He sits next to Elaine but he’s playing footsy with me under the table.
‘Stop it you twat,’ I tell him.
Main photo of driftwood on an Indonesian beach via PickPik. Photo of boys larking about on another beach in Indonesia also via PickPik.
It was a corporate wide event. And I had arrived by smuggling myself on board one of the pirate boats. My old department was small, so there were few people on the boat and how I got off, I don’t recall, but I remember that we were attacked before we docked. A pile of children came at us with bows and arrows because the island was occupied mostly by children with only a few adults to tame them.
While on the boat it was touch and go whether I would be caught and walked off the plank by the captain. He paced up and down on the quarterdeck while I sat at the back behind a greasy black haired shipman who took notes while the captain barked orders.
I tapped the shipman on the shoulder and pointed at his yellow legal notepad for a sheet I could use. On his pad he had scribbled notes and doodles. He opened the pad and pulled out a sheet for me then I pointed at a spare pencil tucked in the folds of the pad and he gave me the pencil too.
The attack must have created a diversion and somehow I was not discovered until I was safely on the island. Then I sat down at the dinner table which was altogether a more civilised affair.
At the table I sat next to a woman whose head was inside a goldfish bowl. Her head filled the bowl up to the surface of the glass so that her face looked bloated. The woman looked cute and I thought to talk to her after the rest of the entertainment was over.
A man and his mistress came up to me and asked me for a dance. They wore Georgian dress, white like ceiling paint, and the man sported thigh length boots, a white waist length jacket and high white collar.
The mistress peeled away and the man held me close. His clean smell, bristly square cut face and short cropped blonde hair made him quite attractive.
The man and I danced a new waltz, even though I thought it time to switch partners—out of decorum mind—but then he lost his shoe and had to excuse himself anyway.
The woman wearing the goldfish bowl was standing up when the man left me, but though she was smiling through the glass of the bowl at me I didn’t approach her. I was still wary that the company might realize that I should not be there. So I sat back down at the table instead and began to recall the events of the pirate ship using the piece of paper I had secured.
Image called Kraken Sunset by Andrewcs77 via DeviantArt.
The restaurant had plain green wallpapered walls that had not been changed in decades. Two large paper menus side by side were tacked up next to the entrance and they still reflected the older prices.
Two other men were there as well, though the restaurant was closing up for the night. They sat at separate tables closer to the large window in the front and they appeared to be listening in on my conversation. They both had their anoraks on, whilst they sat huddled over their meals.
I was on a call on my flip phone and it was one of the editors. He’d gone through the sample I’d given him and I had my leather bound notebook open on the table in front of me. I was taking notes while he talked.
The editor had ripped apart my story. It had been upsetting but I was willing to take his points on board. He didn’t talk loudly but his voice came out through the phone and projected through the restaurant because it was quiet in there.
I was sure the others could hear even though I didn’t want them to.
Behind me on a shelf in the wall was an old time radio with faded white plastic casing. Someone had pulled up its antenna. It felt as if the editor’s voice was projecting through the radio even though I held the phone close up to my hear to muffle the sound from the other restaurant goers.
The owner came out from some swing doors to my right.
“We’re closing,” he barked and this time we made as if to leave. It was the second time he’d come out to tell us.
I stepped out into the rainy night and held the notebook above my head with one hand while holding the phone up to my ear with the other.
“Look, I’ll have to call you back again. The rain is beating down,” I said to the editor as I followed the curve of the road away from the restaurant and past the closed up stores.
The yellow light of the storefronts projected dimly onto the sidewalk as I walked by. And the rain flecked in my eyes as I snapped the phone shut.
Photo of restaurant from my childhood referenced in Seeking Sanook.