Ricky G, Pete Bossman, Johnny Two Shoes and I are sitting outside at a large circular table drinking beers, Ricky to my left, Johnny to my right, Pete opposite. And Johnny is complaining about how people abuse the business trips.
Read moreVisiting the Japanese Mafia for One Last Time
I went there with Micky and we walked along the balcony corridor of the motel, pool-side, until we found the room. When we knocked and entered, on a large bed, there sat the Japanese man we were to visit.
Read moreI had been trying to Google when my leaving date was. Was it the last day of being paid? Or the day after? Everything I searched didn’t clarify the date so I would have to call in on HR.
But first there was the Japanese.
We had to visit them in their room on the motel’s third floor, before going to the office…

The man leant back on the bed, lounged, with his body propped up on his elbows. He wore a white suit, a fedora shaded his face.
On the end of the bed sat a Japanese woman who had a wide brimmed sun hat, cream colored with a bowl shaped crown.
She wore a white flowery cotton sundress.
We sat down opposite the two of them, Micky on an armless upholstered chair, me next to him, legs astride, on a knee high stuffed foot stool.
The woman got up from the bed and swung herself onto Micky’s lap.
She’d dropped the dress, a puddle on the carpet, and was naked but for the sun hat. As she adjusted her position to face him square on, I saw that her buttocks were large and slightly wrinkled, pockmarked with middle age.
As if she had been on an unhealthy diet of burgers and shakes, I thought.
Still, I couldn’t understand why the girls always fell for Micky. I was jealous. It wasn’t like he was handsome given his chinless jaw and beard stubble that looked like it had been yanked down from his lower lip. And his face was an odd round shape, pale and circular like a plate.
I got up to go, and as I walked back along the corridor I figured I should get back to the office and try Googling my leaving date once more.
Painting ‘Values Study’ by Ellen Marcus, reposted with permission, from portfolio Acts of Paint.
Tattoo from the Dejavu Tattoo Studio Chiang Mai Thailand via Flickr.
Alcohol Ice Cream
She peeks around the partition. Her hair is shaped in an upside down V of tight light brown curls, she has a freckled face and light brown skin.
“What are you you ordering?” I ask.
Read moreThe mescal and something. I don’t catch the second thing. And I didn’t know the ice cream bar had those kind of flavors.
I am sitting at the counter on a stool and haven’t decided yet.
The woman moves around the partition and stands next to me.
“What was the second” I ask again. But she ignores me.
Up the stairs to my right are the others. The woman who invited me, who moved into my office and rearranged the furniture. As well as Jen Wright. They’re also ordering alcohol ice cream, rum is one. I don’t see how the ice cream can hold the alcohol.
“Where are you from?” I ask the woman.
“The Bahamas.”
“Oh, I been there,” I reply.
But immediately I know I’m wrong.
“Oh no, it was Barbados.” I correct myself, but she’s already talking.
“Yes, it’s beautiful,” she says, “and I still have my brothers there.”
Her mouth is wide, pale lips but full. I see her freckles up close.
Maybe I should have the mescal, and what else was it?
The others have already ordered and the woman in my office has come down to my counter with a waffle cone. She was the one who invited me. She has short plain blonde hair, her shoulders are rounded, she is plumped on the stool next to me.
When she moved in, she put the bookshelves against the window, moved my desk away from there, and put her desk against the adjoining wall. Our beds, she also rearranged, both on the same wall, mine at the furthest end of the room, closest to the door, even though it was the bigger bed.
It made sense in a way, but it irritated me, now that my desk no longer abutted the window, now that the shelves blocked the light.
I place my arm around her shoulders and she feels weighty.
Photo provided by PickPik.
Go Fish
I am in hurry to go to the airport but am still in my cubicle talking to Brendan. The desk has been cleared, nothing is left but the plain light beige wood slightly scratched up after I removed the computer and pencils and things, but Brendan won’t stop talking.
He waves his long blonde locks as he speaks, so that they fall in his face when he bends his head forward a little.
Read moreUnder the desk I have a red petrol can and a dark blue roller case. The case is small enough to fit in the overhead cabin. I put on a red fluffy dressing gown. It us oversized and warm, and it’s my hint to Brendan that I need to go.
Then he stands up and makes to leave. I turn my back to him and with the can and roller case in hand I walk round the partition and into the corridor.
Only I forgot to tell Bill that I am going back to London. After having just returned.
I am going make an excuse. Last time I was there it was to see mum because she was sick with pneumonia and it was unlikely that she’d make it. But she’s still alive and this time I am just going for a holiday.
What will he think of my going again?
Last time I requested leave, it was a no brainer and he just said “Go fish!”
I walk over to his office and from the approach I see him through the doorway.
“I have to go back to London,” I tell him. He’s standing next to his desk.
“My mother’s sick again.” He looks over at me, he always has that handsome gait and even his greying hair works, though it’s thinning and brushed back from his temples.
“Go fish!” he says again.
“Thanks,” I reply and I walk back along the corridor to my desk again. Maybe this time they’ll fire me anyway.
Then I realize.
“Shit, I am naked again!” even though I am wearing a big dressing gown. I can’t go on the plane like this, like last time.
I tip the roller on its side and unzip it enough to insert a hand and pull out a pair of slacks. The slacks are a charcoal blue and they’re shiny but they will have to do. I won’t even look for underpants, I don’t have time and nobody will notice anyway.
I am sitting under the desk, the chair is pushed away and I am pulling the slacks over my naked feet, aware that the cloth will feel weird against my privates; but I can’t be bothered to get some underpants and maybe it will feel OK.
Then I stand up. I should have ordered the Uber, it will take a bit of time. I roll the case to the elevators, the petrol can still in hand but when the elevator arrives I notice that the roller case is leaking.
A thin spurt of gas is jetting out from halfway down, where the zips meet. Then there starts two lines of gas like taut threads spurting from the case. I won’t have time to fix the problem.
The first elevator is full but the second, the workman’s elevator has room. I get in and the walls are covered with painted red and black plywood, the paint slapped on carelessly. I turn to face the iron trellis doors. Someone tries to pull the doors shut, but another man stops him. The man puts a large hairy hand in the way, while another person hands us a baby, pushes the baby through the gap in the doors.
Oh come on! I don’t have time for this. It’s just as well I didn’t order the Uber.
The roller is still leaking, there are more spurts, and a puddle is forming on the elevator floor, a dark puddle. I hope that no one will notice, and that the leak will stop once the level of the liquid drops below the level of the zippers.
We get out at the lobby and I push through the circular doors into the parking lot. A car is waiting, its back door already open. An old Toyota from the 70s with an angular shape, painted an old chrome maroon. I throw in the petrol can and in the boot goes the roller case.
Then the taxi heads off to the airport, it’s not far, only 15 minutes and the British Airways desk knows me by now. As I climb the long escalator to the check-in counter they can whisk me through.
My passport is already in hand.
Photo by Bil Simser via Flickr
Cheerleaders for the New Guy, Join the Fun!
The office’s older parts of the building, red orange stone arches and brick walls interplay with modern smoky blue grey glass facades, overlooking green rolling hills. I am at a new place of work, or a new company or a company that acquired us.
Read moreAnd I have a desk in Lesley’s office at the end of the building, only she does not look like Lesley. She is sporting a brown, almost bronzed, bob.
They need to reassign me as the location is temporary.
When one man comes in, and hangs out in an alcove formed by the stone arch in our office, and starts smoking a cigarette, I realize it is probably time to move on.
Another man has also been promoted and they are reallocating spaces. Outside on a grassy knoll there is a whole fanfare for him. I walk out to where a group of workers are gathered, and in the center of the circle, is one of the higher-ups.
She is dancing like a cheerleader with angular thrusts of hips and high energy fist pumps to welcome the new recruit to management. She is dressed in a gold bodysuit which spangles against a clear blue sky backdrop.
I could never get that enthusiastic about work. It must be exhausting.
Behind both her and the gathering, a few young men in aqua colored tunics who were going to a football game, join in.
They have plastic water spray bottles in their hands. They make a dance out of the sprayers, fist pumping them too.
“I come from a foreign state,” I explain, “so I never understood what you guys do.”
The jocks choreograph claps and sprays from their bottles. Their tunics remind me of the car wash guys over on Connecticut. Then one of the jocks aims his sprayer at me, and jets water at my hair.

Instead of joining the hoopla, I try to get my new place aligned. One of the watching crowd tells me to ask HR or building facilities, but I cannot use some-one’s influence.
“I shared an office,” I start to explain, but then I cannot remember Lesley’s name. Was it Pamela or Nicole?
How can I get an office if I cannot even remember who I shared the previous one with?
“No, you will not be able to get an office.”
“Well I need a window seat, next to a window. Bright sun.”
One of the jocks pulls out a silver pointer from his back pocket, then he points it south to show the best sun facing location.
“Yes, we may have something for you!” he shrieks.
“But it needs to have sun,” I repeat. Then I add hopefully, “and be a window seat.”
Main photo by Conrad Poirier, pioneer of photojournalism in Quebec, via Picryl. Miracle sign photo by Dayna Bateman via Flickr.
